Hee hee I know my ma won’t probably approve of my title but it is what it is….ha
I ran to Walmart tonight to grab some ink for my printer which seems to suck it down like a straw.
After grabbing some of the liquid gold…geez they soak you for this stuff…..I need to start an ink company….
ANYWAY….
I was walking back toward the checkout line, crossing through the laundry soap, when this woman ran by with her 3 year old son flying through the air behind her like a Superman cape, attached to her only by his by his hand. He was howling and she was saying with staccato flair…don’t pee don’t pee don’t pee don’t pee….I laughed out loud which I am sure she wasn’t too thrilled at.
Then as I turned the corner by the baby section…the one where the man who peed his pants was last week.. yeah that one…I saw this cherubic little boy with his hands over his mouth making gagging noises…his frantic mama said “Are you going to barf?” His blond curls bounced as he nodded his head, his big blue eyes starting to water…She screamed at her friend to grab the trash can. Friend grabbed trash can and flung off the cover..I kept walking…really fast….starting to giggle and then off a few aisles over I heard….Mom…Mommy….Mom….Mom….Mommmy….Mom….Mom…
I paid for my ink and walked out laughing….I am SO liking this Grandma thing!!!
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lol.. Yep. I am SO over babies. Love them, they are so cute and sweet and cuddly but every time Hawk and I are out, one of us ends up saying “I am SO glad we don’t have little ones anymore>”
Walmart is definitely a people watching destination. You see some of the craziest crap there, some of which defies words to describe. The wife and I were at a Walmart like a week ago and there was a woman in there probably weighed nearly 300 pounds and she is wearing a threadbare shirt with everything hanging low and practically visible. (Lady GET A BRA) You would think that would be as bad as it gets, you’d be wrong. She’s wearing shorts reminiscent of Daisy Duke and on her feet she had what looked to be milking boots (or galoshes).
What not to wear wouldn’t even know where to begin with this. EPIC FAIL!!!!